Life Is Nothing Unless You are Lead Poisoned

"Life is nothing unless you are obsessed." -- John Waters

If the curve fits, wear it! -- Me

Quietly We Stopped Poisoning You

OK, Once in a While We Made A Little bit of a fuss
admitting we had been using poison solder to seal food cans but now our product was new and improved with a lead solder-free can so everything is cool and we are sorry if you became insane or retarded from eating from the older cans we made.